Things Aren't Always What You Expect

A pretty cat sat in the windowsill, unbeknownst to all. She licked her paws and combed her whiskers and seemed content to sit under the sun all day. Noticing a fly buzzing around the screen, its leg, luckily for the cat, was caught in the wiring. For a while, she scratched at the glass until the window magically sprung open just enough for the cat to push her way into an equally magical few minutes of what could be considered a massacre of the fly-kind. After successfully amputation all of the poor fly's limbs, including its wings, the cat sauntered into the kitchen and then there was a zombie apocalypse.

The end.